Christopher Festa

Biography

Our goal at Festa T-Shirts is to provide our customers with unique, distinctive, clever, interesting, funny, smart, classy, wholesome, and stylish apparel and gear. Through joyful and relentless creativity and industriousness, we quite simply want to produce great products that will compel customers to purchase them.

We are currently focused on producing geographic and lifestyle themed t-shirts for women, and we have over 300 designs in our collection, adding more continually. We also produce Infant, Youth, and Men’s Wear, as well as other gift items. Most of our items are available in some form on our web site, but we produce many custom designs and products for specific clients, available exclusively at their retail locations. In particular circumstances, we also do corporate custom jobs.

We realize the t-shirt marketplace is a crowded one, and there is a lot of cool and funny stuff out there. We are focused on growing our collection within our unique brand identity, and strive to continue our principles of…

...wholesomeness… nothing mean, nothing offensive, nothing sexual, nothing political, nothing anti-establishment (we believe that’s all being done to death) * we try to describe everything in an interesting and freshly insightful way * we try to never be obscure… we want all our shirts to mean something * we’ll strive to create pop culture more than reflect it * we’re emotionally invested in every shirt we make… if we don’t know about something, we’ll learn about it, or we won’t dabble in it * and we know we’re not the coolest kids on the block, but if you happen to think we’re cool, we only want to earn our coolness by being interesting, funny, and smart, just like our customers! we want to be the kind of company you can go out clubbing with all night, have a blast on road trips with, show off to your friends, but not be ashamed to take home to your parents… :)

We also strive to provide our retail and wholesale customers with the best, smartest, friendliest customer service we can. Now, I can’t guarantee we won’t sell out someday :) - but for now, we are going to stand bravely and boldly against the tide of brainless, robot-like, press “1” for this…, nightmare that customer service has become. We will also be very frank - we L-O-V-E our customers, because their M-O-N-E-Y is what keeps us in B-U-S-I-N-E-S-S! And the vast majority of our customers are wonderful people. However, if you’ve ever been in customer service, I can tell you from experience, there is a % of people out there who are some combination of unscrupulous, unreasonable, and just plain irrational. You know who you are, and we’ll try our best to serve you too, but once in a while we may crack under pressure. :)